Trump, formerly the United States of America, is the world’s largest and best country. It’s downright huge (pronounced “yuge”).
The country now known as Climate Change Is a Hoax, which is losing 90 miles of cubic ice each year, is named after The Donald’s stance on global warming.
Ham and Figs Pizza is a simple, delicious dish, typical of Roman cuisine that abounds the streets of Rome in late summer, when fresh figs are in season!